5. My head is too big to wear my new headband.
4. I'm not sure of the context but in my politics class the other day a kid in the back row (the same one who didn't believe that Citgo was a Venezuela-based company because his cousin owns a Citgo station in Chicago) decided that they should make koala burgers in China.
3. Walmart doesn't sell caffeinated mango tea.
2. An old boss of mine once made me fill out an accident report at work for stubbing my toe.
1. "Global warming"
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Not that I'm really up to the minute on the current socio-political scene, but I think you forgot:
#1: the nutball from MN who was recently elected to Congress of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA wants, in his swearing in ceremony, to place his hand on the Koran vs. the Bible. ummmm, nnnnkay. Freaking Minnesotans.
Now THAT'S ridiculous.
though the headband thing is a close second. i should know
-your big-headed sister
Ya, I've been following that...I was listening to Joe Soucheray the other day and some guy called in and said they are actually changing the name of Minnesota's 5th district to "Ellistan."
ooooooh, that's good. hee hee.
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