I was tagged by my crazysisterlaura. I, too have strange hankerin's for things throughout my mundane days. Like, for instance, when I was out downtown last weekend and I walked over a grate on the sidewalk and my little black dress blew up to reveal my little black underpanties and I really wanted to run back and do it again while simultaneously every person on the street (there were many) pulled out cameras and started taking pictures of me, paparazzi-like.
I guess that's number one.
2. Carry my umbrella with me and use it to bat away people I am dissatisfied with.
3. Get in a fist fight.
4. Fake a medical emergency in church.
5. Be a professional "extractor" (only my sisters would understand!)
6. Drive off the road (this is not suicidal).
7. Lick everything at the museum that says "do not touch."
8. Be a Scrabble champion.
9. Walk with a cane.
10. Get a behind the scenes tour of every establishment that I enter.
